Killing Hasselhoff
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Darren Grant
Jon Lovitz as Barry
Flula Borg as Alcee
Ron Funches as Bill
Rebecca Olejniczak as Attractive Girl at Mansion Party
Justin Bieber as K.I.T.T. (voice)
Colton Dunn as Redix
Howie Mandel as Himself
Michael Winslow as Himself
Melanie Brown as Herself
Gena Lee Nolin as Herself
David Hasselhoff as Himself
Rhys Darby as Fish
Ken Jeong as Chris
Will Sasso as Wasserstein
Storyline: A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.
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The entire premise and outcome of the movie is in the trailer, so watching the film had to be about the jokes and the acting. And it was not funny. Oh, Hasselhoff making fun of his own inflated ego was a bit, but a very short bit, then it got old quick.

Now, this is not a bad movie that you can enjoy, it's just plain boring. It's got nothing, not even specific scenes, that is above the mediocre. I wanted very much to enjoy it, but I couldn't.
Such a spectacular film in regards to message and scope it was brilliant the brilliantly casted cast is brilliant. David Hasselhod is still the king of the ring and will never ever take a ding i love it. Last time i watched a movie this great was when i saw joe dirt for the first time in theatres wow what an experience i can go on and on and on about joe dirt but i wont. Killing hasselhoff was the best movie since joe dirt 2
"A bad movie, a movie which is below par in three major aspects such as in directing, screen play and acting"
Summary (no spoilers)

The movie is about a struggling nightclub owner who goes to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.

My Review (no spoilers)

The plot of this movie was so bad that I regretted watching this movie and comedy does not mean you always crack dirty and filthy jokes which makes the audience go all yuck. Ken Jeory I think you should stick to The Hangover franchise oh wait it's done then stick as a supporting actor don't go for the main role and about the rest I can't even comment. The ending of this movie was so predictable and boring.

My Recommendation

No, it's a disaster.

My Rating

I didn't see that coming..
A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark. A WWE Studios Film starring Ken Jeong and David Hasselhoff? It must be an instant classic for sure right? RIGHT? I mean common people did you expect anything good from this? The acting is bad as i was expecting, the plot makes no sense and the jokes are the basic stuff about d*cks and dumb people doing dumb things. It's unfunny, it's boring and the actors aren't even trying for one bit to do their job right and for the love of Christ can WWE Studios stop making movies already? It's getting more painful and weird each time and it needs to stop.(0/10)
There is no super hero musical!
Chris Kidd (Ken Jong) finds himself in deep financial trouble. He owes Wasserstein (Will Sasso) a large amount of money. He also has Hasselhoff in the celebrity death pool and if Hasselhoff dies, Chris' money problems are over. The unfortunate thing is we know he doesn't kill David, but takes a bullet for him, the opening plot spoiler. Some of the film had some fair comedy, but the slapstick at the end dragged on and wasn't that good, bringing down the whole production.

The film also includes chocolate cake, the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen.

PLOT SPOILER: They really messed up the ending. When Hasselhoff was dancing, he should have grabbed his heart and fall to the ground...even if pretending.

Guide: F-word. Nudity (Rebecca Olejniczak) Warning: also stars Howie Mandel, Jon Lovitz, and Justin Bieber.
Surprisingly good and funny
I am not sure why I watched this as I expected it to be awful. However it wasn't. It tells the story of a nightclub owner who is part of a yearly bet on which celebrity will die next. Desperate for the S500k that the bet has risen to and having The Hoff as his bet, he decides to kill The Hoff.

The Hoff plays himself and sends himself up. There are plenty of references to Baywatch and Knightrider. These are genuinely funny, especially when he saves someone drowning in his pool. Add in a black gay easily offended gangsters enforcer and other funny characters and you have a funny great film.

This won't win any awards and if you want to watch a film to impress your friends, this is not it. However this is a surprisingly good film and David Hasslehoff does what he does best, playing himself for full comic effect.
Like A University Film Project but a Few Decent Laughs
If something makes me laugh, even a couple of times, I can be very forgiving. It's difficult to believe that in this day and age a film project can be so incredibly amateurish. They beat a few of the jokes into the ground. The production values seemed like a bad First Communion video shot by your uncle. Still, I laughed a couple times which is more than I can say for a lot of bigger budget "comedies" of the Adam Sandler variety. Just about every decent joke in the movie they stuffed into the trailer so you really aren't going to be surprised if you bother to watch the film. It's just about what you would expect it to be: a vulgar and childish that—in my estimation—connects for a few good jokes.
Agree With Another Reviewer
If a movie makes me laugh several times, I can be very forgiving. And while not gut busters, they were outright honest chuckles. It has the look of a low budget, no name(s), made for TV (or straight to DVD video), and the story-line is pretty trite, but the actors do their jobs and that makes the movie entertaining.
Rarely Funny Silliness
This film, I imagine, is meant to be a raunchy black comedy. Well, it certainly is raunchy as well as lewd, crude, and, in my opinion, terribly unfunny.

Ken Jeong stars here as Chris, whose life is in shambles and sees his only way out is to kill David Hasselhoff and win his Celebrity Death Pool, which has grown to over 500 thousand dollars.

There are some decent performances here such as Will Sasso as a loan shark, Colton Dunn as a gay hit-man, and Hasselhoff does well parodying himself.

However, it just all added up to me as painful to watch silliness. Mercifully, it's only 1 hr. and 20 length.
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