Kingsman: The Secret Service
Crime, Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Comedy
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Matthew Vaughn
Samuel L. Jackson as Valentine
Jordan Long as Poodle
Cali as Dean's gang member #3
Neve Gachev as Reporter (rumored)
Paulina Boneva as Shop Customer
Taron Egerton as Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin
Tom Prior as Hugo
Samantha Womack as Michelle Unwin
Alex Nikolov as Little Eggsy
Sofia Boutella as Gazelle
Richard Brake as The Interrogator
Velibor Topic as Big Goon
Mark Hamill as James Arnold
Corey Johnson as Church Leader
Jack Davenport as Lancelot
Colin Firth as Harry Hart
Geoff Bell as Dean
Adrian Quinton as Terrorist
Storyline: Based upon the acclaimed comic book and directed by , Kingsman: The Secret Service tells the story of a super-secret spy organization that recruits an unrefined but promising street kid into the agency's ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.
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pre pubescent boys with anger issues will love this movie
I can not understand why anyone would enjoy this movie. I actually got up and walked out halfway through. There was so much gratuitous violence that I couldn't stand it. Splattering blood everywhere. In order to explain myself there will be a few spoilers here but I will try and keep them to a minimum. So if you want to be 'surprised' don't read any further. But I wouldn't be surprised if I were you. We were and I am still angry about it. I will say that several of the cast members were very good. The premise of the movie is juvenile. 5 minutes into the movie someone got split in half. This 'gimmick" was repeated later in the movie. Samuel Jackson plays a black billionaire who dresses like Flava Flav and serves McDonald's to who he thinks is a billionaire donor. Seriously? Then there was the whole shoot the dog bit. Really, how original. But when everyone started killing each other in the church I was done. If you are a thirteen year old boy with anger issues this movie is right up your alley. I went on line to read what happens at end of the movie and was glad I made the decision to leave the movie. How many times to you blow up a person's head and call it entertainment? It really bothers me that some people find this entertaining. This was one step above a snuff film masquerading as a parody/homage to James Bond. Also am I the only one who got the subliminal message with the Obama look alike who gets killed? Seriously? There are not enough words to describe how bad this movie is. if you enjoy blood and people getting killed rather graphically ad nausea then you will enjoy this movie. If you want to see anything remotely resembling a decent movie you will not.
Kingsman: The Royally Stupid Secret Service
IMDb is now totally compromised - such a grade for such crap???? What is going on? This is either for 11-year olds or people with an IQ of 11. Nothing makes sense, half the cast acting is horrible, it is only cheap effects, cheap shots, a thousand of Hollywood clichés, shallow British snobbery, ridiculous, utterly unbelievable plot, horrible music. This is Seth Rogen bad. People like Colin Firth should be ashamed allowing their name to be associated with garbage of this magnitude.

They try to trump up humor from exploding heads of people. They try to compensate lack of substance with excessive meaningless violence and gore. They try to compensate lack of quality humor with endless profanities.

None of the characters is really attractive except for Firth's and only to some extent.

This is for teenagers who use to watch all these horror movies with people cut to pieces and whatnot.

Crap like this deserves minus 3 stars.
A crass and ultra-violent assault on the senses.
There is something deeply unsettling about sitting in a movie theater surrounded by people who are laughing as, on screen, heads are exploding, limbs are being hacked off and a princess rewards her rescuer with anal sex. The film starts out on a promising and engaging note as we follow the recruitment and training of the protagonist. But then, at about the midway point, things get terribly weird and weirdly terrible. This is not just movie violence but violence-porn, violence for laughs, violence that glories in being shocking and over the top. The movie itself, in terms of film-craft, is disposable and forgettable. But what sticks with me is a nagging feeling that what I've just watched--in the guise of a movie purportedly about a refined British spy agency--is a marker of the decline of Western civilization. Kingsman is the Roman circus for the 21st century, and every bit as brutal and pointless.
Terrible, and stupid
Horrible film. Went down hill after a certain scene. Also, It shouldn't say "sexual content" only. It should label that it has nudity and tell where it is, but they don't. I personally was upset because I and the people who are watching were trying to avoid that and it didn't say anything about nudity at red box or on this site! I suggest that if you want to watch this movie, and you don't want a crude stupid British movie, then step away from the red box or your distributor and look for something else. The humor was super lame with a lot of weird dark twists. I'm not sure anyone outside of England would find this funny or laugh, unless it was a nervous laugh.Please I beg you stay away and you won't watch something you will regret. Phew! I'm done. Have a nice day!
Thumbs Down
They had me going with the trailer. An urbane man in a suit beating down a room full of goons. I should have considered that this isn't the first time we've seen 'suit violence', but not in a comic vein, so the juxtaposition occurred to me as something fun and new. Too bad this was just marketing. The film doesn't deliver much on its premise. A super -secret society of gentlemen spies, led by Michael Caine, has lost one of its members, and each remaining Kingsman is supposed to propose a new candidate to train for their ranks. There is something like a coming-of-age story for the main character, 'Eggsy', a young hoodlum mentored by Harry Hart (Colin Firth), who was serving with Eggsy's father when he died. The film focuses on younger characters, so it feels like a movie for young people. The violence is comic-book, and while some people do get sliced in half, the film seems to earn its R rating with language and crudity. The Bond films have always used tongue-in-cheek characters in serious plots, but this film is too ridiculous to be taken seriously when it wants to be.
Revoltingly violent; ridiculous plot, sad reflection of today's "entertainment"
In the first 5 minutes of this abhorrently violent film, one of the film's protagonists is literally sliced in half, length-wise, from top to bottom, by a (yawn) hot, Asian-looking, double-amputee with some sort of "slasher foot-prosthetics" on her tawny, spandex-clad limbs. Yes, you read that right. Not only are the physics involved in this ludicrous action simply impossible, there is NO blood--nothing. Just an insipidly-dumb, ill-conceived effect designed to make sadistic killing "funny" and elicit a cheap "ooh!" from the audience.

But wait--there's more. In another disturbing scene, a church full of "Westboro Baptist"-style fundamentalist bigots beat, claw, and slash each other to death to the musical accompaniment of the "Free Bird" ending guitar solo. I guess mass murder is cool and fun if it's scored to some popular music and if the victims are just ignorant bigots; hey, no foul, no crime. Are we supposed to cheer this? There are other nauseating violent scenarios, all shot in the latest hi-tech digital slow-motion, freeze-frame camera work that makes rednecks and "real men" squeal in ecstasy. Oh yeah-and at the end, the hero's "prize" for "saving the world"? Why, what every alcohol-numbed fratboy/ socially-challenged gamer dreams of; (read this with a Swedish accent)"sex in the asshole" with a winsome, blond Scandinavian princess. I kid you not, folks. This is the shallowest, lowest-common-denominator script-writing.

This movie is an utterly disgusting and pathetic reflection of what passes for "entertainment" in today's mentally-damaged world of desensitized adults raised on UFC blood sport, graphic "head shots" in ultra-violent video games and a lack of real moral role models from our authority figures and heroes. It's a world of violence for violence' sake, and graphic violence as "entertainment". I felt dirty and stained after sitting through this turkey with my fiancé's friends on our double-date. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience the indignity...
Over-hyped & long with one REALLY unnecessary scene
I can understand why the audience was packed with teenage boys; it was made for them. Basically, lots of swearing, cool gadgets, fights, macho characters & 2 barely adequate female characters.

The scene that really bothered me is at the end of the movie - what was that?! Was it to shock people and wake them up from all the boring fight sequences?

*Spoiler Alert* oh yeah, makes total sense that a Swedish Princess that was so proper and stern in her opinion throughout the movie would tell a teenage boy "to do it in the a**" followed by a close-up of her naked a**. Seriously, WHY? That really irritated me.
Thank God I did not pay for this
I had the misfortune to watch this movie on a plane.

Seeing that it has a rating of 7.9, which is dangerously close to what movies in the top 250 of all time rate, I felt an urge to write a review and contribute to redress this score.

Despite the prestigious cast, the movie is exceptionally low on everything. I don't mind violence when it's part of the drama (or the suspension of belief), so I don't think that violence takes anything away from the movie. The problem is that there is almost nothing to take away.

The story is appalling, the characters are cringe-worthy, the only enjoyable thing is Colin Firth's suit (but the same suit fitting a youngster with half the class of Firth is looking actually quite poor), the humour is dadsjokesque, and the ending is, to be generous, atrocious. I also found a lot of crass ignorance and obtuse projection of its fictional world. As if we needed obtuse fictional worlds.

What about the performances? Argh! I think Jack Davenport's is the best, but only because he does not get enough time on screen to spoil it. Michael Caine holds water, barely, better not to talk about the rest.

If you put 007 on one side and Austin Powers on the other, this movie is located precisely in the trash bin, where it should stay.
Fast-paced action with loads of humor- Awesome!!!
I had the privilege of seeing this at an advanced screening and I was already looking forward to seeing this film and it exceeded all my expectations. Knowing that this film was directed by Matthew Vaughn(Kick-Ass, X-Men: First Class) I had a pretty good idea that this film was going to be really good. If you love fast-paced, stylish, humorous, and all around awesome flicks, then this is a definite must see! The action was amazing and I really loved watching Colin Firth kick some ass! Samuel L. Jackson was very fun to watch as a villain as well. I don't think I've had that much fun watching a film in a really long time. The way the creators put a different spin on the superhero genre in Kick-Ass, was very much how they put a spin on the Spy movie genre in Kingsman: The Secret Service. I can guarantee a film like this won't win any major awards but I can guarantee that you will have an entertaining time with this film. Must see 10/10
Overkill of the kill
This movie started out slow but had a typical, predictable story-line until......Colin Firth's character went on a psychotic killing spree and literally killed an entire church full of people single-handedly. The violence was beyond gruesome (poles being shoved up underneath people's chins into their heads, stabbings, shootings, anything you can think of). I haven't wanted to walk out of a movie more fast than this one but I stuck it out because I was with someone else and figured it couldn't get any worse. WRONG! Next thing you know, there are microchips overheating and making HUNDREDS of people's heads explode, all to music. It was horrendous. But wait! There's more! Let's not forget the useless show of a bare a$$ of some princess who wants to thank the teenager for saving the day and let him MOUNT HER! Sexist much? Are you effing kidding me? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
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